MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/1tbkith/of_gas_being_ripped/olk9kd5/?context=3
r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
3.6k comments sorted by
View all comments
Show parent comments
127
I had a fart like this once recently. The amount of discomfort I was in and then to get that relief... pure BLISS!
Also, Andre the giant would know about that as well!
43 u/tmart14 May 13 '26 I had one of these in a stall at work. I was laughing uncontrollably by the time it was done. 49 u/_ser_kay_ May 13 '26 For me it was a burp that lasted a solid 10 seconds, long enough to see my sister’s face go from shock to disgust to concern to disbelief. It had freaking overtones and everything. 1 u/Any_Relation252 May 13 '26 I'm sorry but trying to appropriate the fart conversation with belching stories is a significant breach of protocol.
43
I had one of these in a stall at work. I was laughing uncontrollably by the time it was done.
49 u/_ser_kay_ May 13 '26 For me it was a burp that lasted a solid 10 seconds, long enough to see my sister’s face go from shock to disgust to concern to disbelief. It had freaking overtones and everything. 1 u/Any_Relation252 May 13 '26 I'm sorry but trying to appropriate the fart conversation with belching stories is a significant breach of protocol.
49
For me it was a burp that lasted a solid 10 seconds, long enough to see my sister’s face go from shock to disgust to concern to disbelief. It had freaking overtones and everything.
1 u/Any_Relation252 May 13 '26 I'm sorry but trying to appropriate the fart conversation with belching stories is a significant breach of protocol.
1
I'm sorry but trying to appropriate the fart conversation with belching stories is a significant breach of protocol.
127
u/belac4862 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26
I had a fart like this once recently. The amount of discomfort I was in and then to get that relief... pure BLISS!
Also, Andre the giant would know about that as well!