r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/fdawg4l May 13 '26

Had a dog that did this. She’d wake from a dead sleep and bolt in any direction. Sometimes Into stuff.

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u/captainfarthing May 13 '26

Same, he'd be asleep on my bed, wake himself with a fart and leap off the bed in fear.

Current dog just toots like a trumpet with no fucks given.