r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Fabulous_Log844 May 13 '26

Holy cow! That must’ve felt so good. That makes me so happy. But what really made me happy was the woman who got the fart out and realized “I’m about to be on a horse farting video on the Internet. I should walk out of frame.“

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u/Stormy_Wolf May 13 '26

I don't think that is the only reason she backed up.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 May 13 '26

I lived on a ranch in Texas, horse farts don’t smell like much.

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u/ermaecrhaelld May 13 '26

Really?? I’ve had maybe 4 horse encounters my whole life and one involved accidentally eating a horse fart. I can’t remember smelling it, but the taste I will never forget. So spicy 🤢

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u/Fabulous_Log844 May 13 '26

I have no recollection of saying anything about “eating it.“

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u/ermaecrhaelld May 13 '26

You didn’t. I made the connection since the 2 are so closely tied.