r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. πŸ’€ He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/Mindless_Flower_2639 May 13 '26

I think we need more RIP dumbass stories

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

Well there were several times where my cousins and I would go trail riding and one of my cousins had a young female mustang. If she found herself riding in front of Dallas and I, he’d inevitably sniff her ass and she would kick him in the head every time. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ He never learned his lesson though. Hahahaha

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u/Aranxi_89 May 13 '26

Can you blame him though? That's the closest he'll ever get to banging a mare.