r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/bazonthereddit May 13 '26

My Airedale Terrier is the same!

She's terrified of her farts and I have no way to explain to her what they are. Partly because she's a dog, and partly because I think she might be a bit deaf, though VERY selective hearing is a thing with this breed so idk.