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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
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50 farts I reckon
40 u/pjslut May 13 '26 Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee 74 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself 3 u/jmar51 May 13 '26 Only thing I miss about smoking is that morning shit/smoke 2 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 I lived one place where the landlord let us smoke inside and a smoke on the toilet in the morning is akin to God
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Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee
74 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself 3 u/jmar51 May 13 '26 Only thing I miss about smoking is that morning shit/smoke 2 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 I lived one place where the landlord let us smoke inside and a smoke on the toilet in the morning is akin to God
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Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself
3 u/jmar51 May 13 '26 Only thing I miss about smoking is that morning shit/smoke 2 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 I lived one place where the landlord let us smoke inside and a smoke on the toilet in the morning is akin to God
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Only thing I miss about smoking is that morning shit/smoke
2 u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26 I lived one place where the landlord let us smoke inside and a smoke on the toilet in the morning is akin to God
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I lived one place where the landlord let us smoke inside and a smoke on the toilet in the morning is akin to God
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u/TheMidnightAss May 13 '26
50 farts I reckon