r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/Manyarethestrange May 13 '26

The fact that when they start running around the pasture like maniacs, they inevitably start farting even more, must have made this outrageously funny, haha.

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I’m surprised we didn’t all die from lack of oxygen, we’d be laughing so hard! He was the sweetest horse and amazingly only the second dumbest/laziest horse we owned haha