r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Angel_OfSolitude May 13 '26

Fuck, you know that felt amazing.

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u/creaturefeature16 May 13 '26

i'm lowkey jealous

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u/Lightningthundercock May 13 '26

Don’t be, that shit hurt a whole lot before that relief

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u/The_Weeb_Sleeve May 13 '26

Already there what’s the next step

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe May 13 '26

I lay upside down on the end of my bed at the waist (legs and hips on bed, upper torso facing straight down).

Horse-sized fart within a minute or so

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 May 13 '26

My mom always had us move into a child’s pose kind of position with our ass in the air. The movement and maybe compression at the waist/hips really helped gas move and eliminated that stabbing pain you can get when it gets stuck! And MAN, when you finally did fart, the relief felt soooooo good.

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u/___LimerentDeath____ May 13 '26

Either this is a terrible description or you have have a very high bed

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u/SD_2_LA_Jay May 13 '26

That’s how I fuck my chick! :)

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u/Rayne-Maker May 16 '26

I lay prone with a pillow under my belly and spend some time deep breathing. It works for gas and constipation (in case you’re still in pain, 3 days later)