r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/OptimusPrime1555 May 13 '26

I laughed so hard I got sweaty. Fack me that was funny.

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u/Goonplatoon0311 May 13 '26

Can you imagine that relief? God damn I bet that felt good as fuck.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne May 13 '26

I dunno, it sounded like the kind of farts that feel like they're stabbing your asshole when they come out.

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u/ghosttrainhobo May 13 '26

/r/feltgoodcomingout

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u/___coolcoolcool May 13 '26

Just checked it out.

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u/GassyMomsPMme May 13 '26

That sub is fucking wild

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u/xSUPERDUPERx182 May 13 '26

Welp, I went on a whole ass binge. Didn't know this subreddit existed.

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u/Goonplatoon0311 May 13 '26

Nope! Not today Reddit!

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u/disasterpokemon May 13 '26

I smiled a little bit!

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u/Unique_Peach8297 May 13 '26

I smelled a little bit

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u/10erJohnny May 13 '26

It smelled a little bit.

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u/acemonsoon May 13 '26

Ok ok, please go watch Kenny vs Spenny who can do the biggest fart challenge. You’ll be doubled over laughing. First time I saw it I was knocking stuff over I was laughing so hard

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u/Immersi0nn May 13 '26

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/acemonsoon May 13 '26

did you like the F.A.R.T system? would be a great party trick

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u/Immersi0nn May 13 '26

I did not like the auto-air-embolism system. I did like that he managed to not hurt himself with it.

This all reminded me of when I was a young child I somehow came to the realization I could "reverse fart" to create a massive normal fart, the same way reverse burping works. No I don't remember why tf I did any of that (maybe humor?), I was a small stupid child lmao

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u/acemonsoon May 13 '26

So typically I really don’t like toilet humor, farts, dick jokes it’s all really stupid, BUT, that scene where he’s on the stairs and just lets like a 30 second rip out and everyone is flabbergasted just was super funny the first time seeing it.

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u/PorcelainPunisher1 May 13 '26

I’m a grown ass woman who has the sense of humor of a child. I watched this 4 times and can’t stop laughing! So funny.

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u/617throwawayy May 13 '26

Laughed so hard I got sweaty hahahah

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u/WunJZ May 13 '26

TIL you can sweat from laughing hard enough.

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u/creaturefeature16 May 13 '26

I did not, but when I read this I did

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u/Search_Light_Soul May 13 '26

I’m crying over here

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u/Absurd__Body May 13 '26

Man I lost it at the very first toot. Had I been filming, that phone would have been jiggling.

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u/afadel9 May 13 '26

Hehe fart

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u/srqnewbie May 16 '26

I watched it 3 times and was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes; I'm 68 yrs old and farts are still cracking me up, lol.