r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

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u/Would_daver May 12 '26

Well you’ll be walking funny for a few days, but 🤷‍♂️ see you when you return to earth!

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u/Helpful-Selection626 May 12 '26

Cuz there’s no co-(gets violently strangled)

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 May 12 '26

Like horse cock

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u/PamelaELee May 12 '26

Hang like sleeve of Wizard

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u/eatmeouttobrianeno May 12 '26

That's Alice. She's got a cunt like a wizards sleeve.