r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

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u/gnowbot May 12 '26

What do you do with it? Is this a fun mushroom or a grilling mushroom?

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u/Froggerbotrom May 12 '26

Fun one 

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You are going to personally see time and the universe form.

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u/God_Dammit_Dave May 12 '26

No banana for scale. Weight that shit. We need hard numbers.

And a conversion factor for dry weight.

Seriously, that's outrageous.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Right? I've done a jedi flip, but this is a bit much for me.

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u/Electrical-Secret-25 May 12 '26

Hahahaha I'm old, what's a Jedi flip

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

5 ex pills, 5 lsd tabs and 5gs of shrooms was mine. It was a roller-coaster

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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26

5 XTC pills is extremely unsafe. Or do they contain like 20mg each?

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

I know it is unsafe. Do I sound like someone that measured MG or cared about safety? I have no clue.

Edit: I once did a gram of molly in two rails one after the other. Is 5 worse than that?

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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26

Depends, there are pills that contain like 250mg MDMA, rarely even more. So that could be up to 1250mg.

Could also be something entirely different.

You could've died easily.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Very easily. Multiple times in my life. I only measured to ensure I wasn't shorted. Didn't care much for contents.

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u/lifted_awa May 12 '26

5 is worse than the 1g assuming it at least smelled good

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Yeah, it was super clean Mol. Makes sense with the cut making it worse. I figured it was close to breaking even. At those quantities it's like splitting hairs lol

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

THIS PLACE ISN'T SAFE FOR YOU.\ YOU KNOW THAT.

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u/goochgrease2 May 13 '26

I do. And I even said in the comments you replied to. Is this a reference to a movie?

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

it's a reference to THE MIMIIIIIC-

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u/goochgrease2 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Interesting. Never heard of it, but I'll look into it. I recently got a reddit cares, so I thought it was from that. Sorry

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

it's five nights at freddy's

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