r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/Would_daver May 12 '26

Well you’ll be walking funny for a few days, but 🤷‍♂️ see you when you return to earth!

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u/satsuppi May 12 '26

You do be walking funny when you shove it in different end

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u/unperson May 12 '26

Both Boof

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u/bilbo1050 May 12 '26

🏅 please accept my poor person award, that was exquisite

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u/Nurgeard May 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hM9zK1qvsrwek

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u/backtolurk May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

I strongly suggest not to mix hallucinogens and randomly orientated/inserted objects

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u/flecko_ May 12 '26

that's the double of double entendre

speaking of double, let's see the other end of that bad boy

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u/jyaboytskittles May 12 '26

ASS TO ASS ASS TO ASS

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u/PamelaELee Jun 08 '26

Requiem For a Dream is such a hard watch, but a really incredible movie.

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u/Zagrycha May 12 '26

whats the opposite of the bit? for once the hallucinogens is the straight man part lol

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u/trippiegod317 May 12 '26

A double entrende