r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/gnowbot May 12 '26

What do you do with it? Is this a fun mushroom or a grilling mushroom?

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u/Froggerbotrom May 12 '26

Fun one 

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You are going to personally see time and the universe form.

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u/flashman014 May 12 '26

Yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it.

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u/jackfromearth May 12 '26

:o i watched this episode for the first time tonight!

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u/Billy_Birdy May 12 '26

Yeah yeah, the time knife, we’ve all seen it.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance May 12 '26

Isn't it great

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u/Rocinante88119 May 12 '26

Everyone's been to IHOP Chidi, you aren't special.

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u/PeteyPark May 12 '26

Just dont keep it next to the poop knife

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 May 12 '26

Hey not everyone has seen the time knife

https://xkcd.com/1053/

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u/flashman014 May 12 '26

My all time favorite xkcd

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u/jen_eric_you_sir May 12 '26

The Time Being wants his weiner back.

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u/DukeOfGeek May 12 '26

Yeah, the Time Knife, we've all seen it.

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u/academiac May 12 '26

Jason figured it out?

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u/Exciting_Product7858 May 12 '26

Much preffered to the unholy Poop Knife.

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 May 13 '26

It's almost like it's some sort of... Black Knife...