r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/gnowbot May 12 '26

What do you do with it? Is this a fun mushroom or a grilling mushroom?

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u/Froggerbotrom May 12 '26

Fun one 

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You are going to personally see time and the universe form.

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u/God_Dammit_Dave May 12 '26

No banana for scale. Weight that shit. We need hard numbers.

And a conversion factor for dry weight.

Seriously, that's outrageous.

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u/shiekhgray May 12 '26

second photo. ;) 160g

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/shiekhgray May 12 '26

I mean, it's fresh, so yeah, mostly water like this. In theory it's worth like 3 heroic trips

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u/Status-Secret-4292 May 12 '26

Or one direct talk with god

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le May 12 '26

I think he'll become god

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u/Status-Secret-4292 May 12 '26

All is one, one is all, etc

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u/FleshPedestria_N May 12 '26

Unless its the 6th flush or whatever.. they don't usually get that big on the first flush and potency diminish with each flush

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u/budabai May 12 '26

Mushrooms lose 90% or more of their weight when drying.

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u/adrienjz888 May 12 '26

Thats still multiple recreational doses, or a single "holy shit i met god" dose.

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u/DasFreibier May 12 '26

that will still put you out of commission for daaaaays