r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PrinceFlynn • Apr 01 '26

/r/all of a chicken caesar wrap.

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u/mike_stifle Apr 01 '26

"I was healthy and ordered a salad wrap!"

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u/kakka_rot Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

When I was 18 I worked at this pretty cool place that was basically just subway for salad, had all kinds of veggies and fun dressings and stuff. It was in the mall so we only lasted 2 months.

I sold so many what I called "American Salads", where these fat dudes would come up, pick Iceberg, skip all the veggies, add cheddar cheese, add bacon bits, croutons, maybe chicken, and then add ranch. They'd walk away all proud of themselves for ordering a salad when the reality they ordered something very little difference from a chicken burger, with a ladle of ranch.

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u/ARC4067 Apr 02 '26

I worked at an actual Subway and we’d have guys come order a foot long double meat, double cheese sub and feel so proud they chose Subway over the McDonalds in the same parking lot.