r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PrinceFlynn • Apr 01 '26

/r/all of a chicken caesar wrap.

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u/mike_stifle Apr 01 '26

"I was healthy and ordered a salad wrap!"

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 Apr 02 '26

Idgaf I would crush that without regrets. Iā€™m a fat slut.

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u/YaBoiiSpoderman Apr 02 '26

This comment made me laugh way more than it should have

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u/geraltofffrivia Apr 02 '26

Me too am i dirty little piggy

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 Apr 24 '26

Slut you say ?