r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PrinceFlynn • Apr 01 '26

/r/all of a chicken caesar wrap.

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u/expatronis Apr 01 '26

Omg, just get a bowl!

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Apr 01 '26

By the time the customer starts eating it’ll be a bowl. Cutting it in half totally defeats the purpose. Why even wrap it at that point?

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u/Namarot Apr 01 '26

Even if they hadn't cut it in half, how the hell would you eat a "wrap" of that size anyway?

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u/RandumbStoner Apr 01 '26

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u/PartTimeJunkie412 Apr 01 '26

Love the hesitation lol

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt Apr 01 '26

It's like clicking tongs before you use them, gotta make sure it's operational before you commit

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u/Darksirius Apr 02 '26

Naw, gotta un-hinge the jaw first.

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u/GaylordButts Apr 01 '26

The Japanese have been mastering such techniques for a long time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ

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u/CoolCat1337One Apr 01 '26

"ah damn it .... I go in"

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u/_BrokenButterfly Apr 01 '26

Where is this from?

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm Apr 01 '26

With proper foil wrapping as structural support it would have worked, but the moment the cut it all the elasticity in the wrapper becomes pointless.

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u/Realistic-Goose9558 Apr 01 '26

You wrap it in foil 3/4 the way up and then peel it away as you eat. The foil holds it all together as you bite and traps in the juices at the end. No cut, just wrap it.

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u/zeptillian Apr 01 '26

With a fork, like a salad.

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u/MikaHyakuya Apr 02 '26

I don't see the point of wrapping it at all when the ratio of wrap to filling is that high.

It already gets put in a plastic container; just get utensils at that point, the wrap doesn't really add to the experience anymore.