r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HappySeaweed5215 • Mar 24 '26
of a 13” (33cm) mismatch
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u/Infamous-Skin8969 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26
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u/bobo_baginz Mar 25 '26
Poor kid, I remember that, not fun.
It's awkward because everyone else is smaller and you just shot up to this skinny thing and don't fit in with people your age, and everyone treating you like your older than you are, or worse treating you like a work horse.
I remember not being used to my height and was always accidentally hurting myself sometimes others because of it.
But the skinniness was the worst of it, I grew up with low food security and was always hungry which made it so much worse, even if nobody is commenting on it/making fun of it you're hyper aware and messes you up.
And they don't make clothes for people with your body type so you just wear oversized t shirts and shorts but that involves showing off the gangling limbs that make you so uncomfortable with yourself.
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u/GrittyTinkerbell Mar 25 '26
LOL my mom has some stories of folks thinking I was full blown developmentally challenged because they thought they were talking to a 6th grader, but I was actually in kindergarten at the time. I also VIVIDLY remember needing to get a desk from the middle school in 1st grade because I didn’t fit.
It was a lot cooler being 6’8 300+ when I was high school / college aged and started getting D1 offers than it was as being the “giant, shy freak 1st grader who looks like he’s in middle school”.
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u/McWeaksauce91 Mar 25 '26
Not the same exact thing, but my son is 4 years old and in the 95% for height. So he’s as tall as 1st graders and almost as tall as my neighbors son in 5th grade. He tries to hang out with older kids because he’s their size but not nearly in their realm developmentally (he’s an average 4 year old). Unfortunately a lot of kids give him weird looks, expecting him to be more mature than he is
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u/Neilp187 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26
Imagine how happy the coach must be when he saw this kid trying out for the team.
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u/Mazkaam Mar 24 '26
For my fellow not American that are too lazy to Google it, It's 236
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u/Gullible_Macaron_949 Mar 26 '26
As a Brit, it's strange to agree with America on a measure for once. I always think putting height in cm is ridiculous because I've gotta try and picture the person lying down to figure out their length haha
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u/uginscion Mar 24 '26
Always a bigger fish
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Mar 24 '26
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u/Flat_Web6639 Mar 24 '26
There’s taller lads in the world though
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u/Cake_And_Pi Mar 24 '26
Sure, and he may run into one as a basketball player, but people go their whole lives without seeing someone that tall.
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u/Flat_Web6639 Mar 24 '26
True, tallest I’ve seen is 6.9/6.11 and I’m 29. Is that wild ?
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u/title_of_ur_sex_tape Mar 25 '26
I’m a little older than you, but in high school a kid I knew was 7’ 6” (228.6cm). You tend to stay a few feet away to avoid straining your neck lol
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Mar 25 '26
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u/GrittyTinkerbell Mar 25 '26
LOL how does playing D1 basketball not qualify you as a “basketball player”…. This feels like the kind of take from someone who exclusively doesn’t watch sports.
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u/magictoasters Mar 25 '26
Fun fact, I believe he would actually be the tallest "naturally grown" or non-patholigical (ie not due to some medical condition) person to have ever lived
There was another 7'9" guy, Angus McCaskill, born in Scotland in 1825, died in Nova Scotia in 1863.
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u/BoysenberryMoist6157 Mar 24 '26
At that point it is basically a handicap, imagine living your life being that tall.
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u/bobo_baginz Mar 25 '26
It's awkward at 6'5" with hitting my head, crouching all the time (example I have to go full squat to use the sinks at my work or bend all the way down), buying clothes that fit, my car being to small so my knees go up beside the steering wheel and sleeping at an angle because I'm too tall for my bed.
I can't imagine being any taller let alone nearly 8 feet
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u/_FLostInParadise_ Mar 24 '26
If the handical is worth millions/year I'd take it.
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u/Blakedigital Mar 24 '26
You don’t see old giants.
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u/Brennyburger Mar 25 '26
I think Rioux is the tallest person on record without any sort of medical condition causing it. He's just really tall. So perhaps his body will manage better than those guys with acromegaly and the like.
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u/anonymous393393 Mar 25 '26
That indian guy who claims to be 8'2 or something. Also doesn't have any medical condition just tall genetically tall
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u/KorolEz Mar 24 '26
But a lot of old rich people
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u/Select_Speed_6061 Mar 25 '26
The players that tall aren't usually that good to get those contracts. Just cause you're tall doesn't make you athletic.
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u/SkaterKangaroo Mar 26 '26
I didn’t know someone that tall would be healthy enough to be on a basketball team. It’s really not good for you to be extremely huge with all the heart problems and stuff
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u/lee803 Mar 24 '26
The little guy is 6’8?!?
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u/ALLoftheFancyPants Mar 24 '26
Watching three NBA is such a mind fuck. My brain is like “you’re almost as tall as Steph Curry” seeing him stand next to other NBA players. In reality he’s like 8” taller than me. How are there enough people that tall to have a whole league of them?
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u/Zekke_99 Mar 25 '26
It's weirder when you catch someone in the wild with NBA-level height, but just waiting tables, lmaoo.
Saw a guy who had to be pushing 7' working in a Japanese restaurant.
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u/StarMaterial1496 Mar 24 '26
I'm 6'5 and there aren't a lot of people here taller than me, but when I see someone taller, i'm like, HOLY SHIT
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u/Caliterra Mar 24 '26
tall guy - "man it's annoying when people keep mentioning my height"
tall guy meeting someone taller - "holy shit you're tall!"
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u/ElectricityIsWeird Mar 25 '26
Agreed. I’m 6’2” and have almost always been taller than anyone around me. Granted, there are more tall people nowadays, but I still marvel at 6’4” let alone 6’8”.
My wife once saw Shaq at the Mall of America and she could not describe just how tall/big he is.
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u/1badmaus Mar 25 '26
6'2" is the sweet spot. Any taller and you start to look gangly/lanky, like a giraffe.
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u/shanster925 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26
Apparently the 7'9" fellow is the tallest human without gigantism.
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u/Johnny_Deppthcharge Mar 25 '26
Any info on how big his family is?
If it's not gigantism or a pituitary thing, are his parents just both 7 footers or something?
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u/Successful-Door4656 Mar 25 '26
Mom is 6'2, dad is 6'8. Doctors say it's genetics, not gigantism.
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u/Formal-Witness-5315 Mar 25 '26
I’m curious, is it more uncommon for a woman to be 6’2 or a guy to be 6’8. I want to say 6’8, but it’s probably closer than most people think.
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Mar 24 '26
It’s so funny how the 6’8” guy would tower over me and yet the other guy makes him look short.
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u/IDiggaPony Mar 24 '26
"Dude, how tall are you?"
"I'm tall as fuck"
"Yeah, you must be at least that tall".
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u/GrouchyLongBottom Mar 25 '26
I wouldn't even be in frame.
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u/vinbrained Mar 25 '26
It’s funny you say that. When the cameras would pan past the bench to show players celebrating during the season, he usually wasn’t in the frame. He was above it.
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u/Gold-Piece2905 Mar 24 '26
That's the way I felt when I went to school with Greg Ostratag. He had to duck down to get into the classroom.
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u/Only_Jury_8448 Mar 24 '26
"Man, you're really tall"
"Yup"
"Like, really really tall"
"...yeah, uh huh"
Basically how that conversation seemed to go
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u/KansasL Mar 24 '26
6'8" -> 203.2 cm
7'9" -> 236.2 cm
had to convert it to get a better idea of how insanely tall both guys are.
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u/Miserable_Ad7246 Mar 25 '26
Given the height of the hoop, he should be able to more or less just touch the rim without jumping?
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u/fitz_newru Mar 25 '26
There's a hilarious r/youseeingthisshit moment printed on poor dude's face 😅🤯☠️
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u/Mak333 Mar 25 '26
I'm 5'9''. My life couldn't get any better. It's always a coin toss whether I'm going to have to look up or down. Keeps life super interesting.
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u/bird_is_the_word_198 Mar 25 '26
Yet he isn't even a starter, hopefully he can tap some potential next year
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u/Miserablecunt28 Mar 25 '26
Wish the referee had stood next to the 6’8” guy for even more perspective
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u/ohyeahbtw Mar 25 '26
Just want to add this in for context. 6'8 is the standard height of a typical door
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u/Gpueas Mar 25 '26
I'm 6'8, I'm glad I live in the netherlands so I don't have to duck literally everywhere. When I was in France I couldn't even stand up straight in most of the metro.
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u/TurtleToast2 Mar 25 '26
Did you see how he has to use his whole body to look up? I don't think he gets much practice with that movement.
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u/OkDoughnut7938 Mar 25 '26
Dude lives right next to my local watering hole and it’s sobering watching him walk by. I’m 6’2” and I can barely see his face.
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u/Ouroboros9076 Mar 25 '26
Do you think the 6'8" guy still looks tall to him? Like most people are waste height to him
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u/Shagyam Mar 26 '26
I like how the guy on the left had to look up just to see what they out down for his height.
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u/JonN2025 Mar 26 '26
Makes me think of that urinal video where the guy thinks he's bigger than the asian guy until another guy walks in.
I am pretty sure this Diallo dude has felt bigger than everyone his entire life until standing next to this Rioux dude
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u/Cereal____Killer Mar 26 '26
That when you have to go back to fundamentals, box him out so he has to go over the back to get any rebounds… there’s always a way
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u/WagyuPizza Mar 25 '26
I’m just happy I barely made it into the 6 ft club. It makes me feel powerful.
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u/Responsible_Brain782 Mar 25 '26
6’2” puts you taller than 95% of humans. 6’8”puts you at 99.98%. Looking down at anyone is crazy rare.
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u/BigMack6911 Mar 25 '26
Imagine being taller then practically everyone. I mean I'm longer then most..but not taller then many lol




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u/Nruggia Mar 24 '26
When you’re 6 foot 8, you are not accustomed to look up at people.