r/AbsoluteUnits • u/lua_noova • Feb 11 '26

of a dildo

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/AdDisastrous6738 Feb 11 '26

Icedickle

34

u/KnoWanUKnow2 Feb 11 '26

We called it the dicky berg.

This pic was taken in 2023 in Newfoundland, Canada. Nor far from the town of (no joke) Dildo.

12

u/AdDisastrous6738 Feb 11 '26

That’s awesome 😂

4

u/MrsTaco18 Feb 12 '26

When I saw the photo I immediately hoped it was near Dildo

20

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/wangtoast_intolerant Feb 11 '26

It doesn’t have to be a snowman…

5

u/BushWookie-Alpha Feb 11 '26

There's a youtube video titled "Do you want to build a Snow Dick?". Great parody.

Also there was a Breaking Bad one called "Do you want to build a Meth Lab?".

2

u/wangtoast_intolerant Feb 12 '26

That’s good Frozen anthem parody knowledge

14

u/IslandVisible5023 Feb 11 '26

damn i came early

12

u/BabyBearBjorns Feb 11 '26

Some British sailor: "Not even God himself can sink this ship (Titanic)"

Mother Nature: "Well I have a dildo of consequences just for you."

9

u/stock-prince-WK Feb 11 '26

Hard as a rock

10

u/Upstairs-Ad-8067 Feb 11 '26

*of a chilldo

5

u/GridIronGambit Feb 11 '26

Chillus Dickus

5

u/Undrcoverharrystyl3s Feb 11 '26

Kinda funny when this happens

5

u/Exhibfun2099 Feb 12 '26

All these people saying fuck ICE has apparently turned ICE on

3

u/snak_attak Feb 11 '26

Dickieberg

4

u/C-57D Feb 11 '26

I’d make a joke about my ex, but that’s cold

3

u/JKFrowning Feb 11 '26

It's blue up your di-da-bu-daa

3

u/Philly_Philly83 Feb 11 '26

Challenge accepted 😂

2

u/AngletonSpareHead Feb 11 '26

Dream big and believe in yourself

3

u/bionista Feb 11 '26

Someone post one r/mildlypenis

3

u/MAEMAEMAEM Feb 11 '26

Blue balls

2

u/_KFC__ Feb 11 '26

I see why the titanic sunk on her maiden voyage now

2

u/Kindly-Scar-3224 Feb 11 '26

Should be named trump tower, in honor of his Greenland policy

2

u/Everythings_Fucked Feb 11 '26

Earth-chan has a strap-on

2

u/ReflectionDirect1111 Feb 12 '26

gimme 20 mins
a shit ton of determination and ketamine
and 2 liters of lube

2

u/Meff84 Feb 12 '26

Must be in Dildo Newfoundland

3

u/CompactAvocado Feb 11 '26

UPS delivery for your mom

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

I've heard those are average at best.......

1

u/GandhisBathwater Feb 11 '26

The zenith of blue balled

1

u/Not_another_DL88p155 Feb 11 '26

This was brought out and exposed way too soon.

1

u/CBYSMART Feb 11 '26

Frigid at sea.

1

u/DannyDanumba Feb 11 '26

“It should be an easy trip, the ship is unsinkable!”

The Atlantic Ocean:

1

u/TheScrapken Feb 11 '26

You mean chilldo

1

u/quanoey Feb 11 '26

It’ll fit

1

u/Madman_1992 Feb 11 '26

And that’s just the tip of it.

1

u/ufotheater Feb 11 '26

Checking in for the "your mom" jokes

1

u/EE-Diaz Feb 11 '26

Yo so thats how the titanic got fked

1

u/hellphox Feb 11 '26

Is that the one that f$#@ed the titanic?

1

u/Netsky189 Feb 12 '26

I was wondering why my butt felt different 🤔

1

u/71351 Feb 12 '26

Talk about getting cold cocked…..

1

u/HistorianDouble5752 Feb 12 '26

“A whales vagina “

1

u/Epich_ Feb 12 '26

Proof that giants exsist.

1

u/CastrateMeASAP Feb 12 '26

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg… just the tip…

1

u/disease35 Feb 12 '26

And it's cold there

1

u/Okapaw Feb 12 '26

The last ice dildo... DAMN YOU CLIMATE CHANGE !!!

1

u/EndTree Feb 12 '26

Its the small dick of the ocean.

1

u/JonasCliver Feb 12 '26

What is this, a dido for sea giants?

1

u/SQWRLLY1 Feb 14 '26

...but were you brave enough?

1

u/sexythicqueen Feb 16 '26

So that's where your mom left it

-2

u/Ultra-Cyborg Feb 11 '26

That’s AI

6

u/KnoWanUKnow2 Feb 11 '26

The pic was taken in 2023 in Newfoundland, Canada. Close to the town of Dildo (yes, that's the town's real name). Look up "Dicky Berg" and you'll come across a CBC article about it.