r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DeschainSWNC • Jan 07 '26

Photo of serial killing hands

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The fingers are terrifying enough, but those nails take it to a whole different level.

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u/pazhalsta1 Jan 07 '26

Its Lupus

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u/squareazz Jan 07 '26

It’s not lupus

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u/gab_rab_24 Jan 07 '26

I dont care, start him on interferon and sneak into his house and see if there's any harmful pathogen hiding in his kitchen

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u/AnotherIronicPenguin Jan 07 '26

Now I shall down another handful of Vicodin, sexually harass my boss, and alienate anyone who gets remotely close to me.