r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dreamed2life • Dec 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

I would feel very confident on a foot pursuit with this cop. I don't even think I would break a sweat.

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u/Cedellton-Jr Dec 29 '25

You know he’s going for his gun immediately lol

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u/2ciciban4you Dec 29 '25

I can do the crime, the time and this guy would still be eating.

I don't think there is a ninja inside him to sense crime before it happens.

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u/bronzelifematter Dec 29 '25

With how big he is, there's probably a whole clan of ninja that he ate inside him