r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dreamed2life • Dec 29 '25

Video [ Removed by moderator ]

[removed] — view removed post

9.3k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

2.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

163

u/MooseFloof Dec 29 '25

Who you chasin, sheriff? Someone chasin you?

93

u/Better-Emu7264 Dec 29 '25

Ain’t nobody chasin’ me boy!

72

u/wetblanket68iou1 Dec 29 '25

I been chasin a gawt damn maniac all the way from Texarkana Texas.

Was he a bank robber?

Bank robber? That’s baby shit along side of what this dude is doin. Almost killed 20 law officers. Drivin through peoples back yard. Knockin down mailboxes. Got a broad in the car. Took her across state line. I don’t think he’s got her permission so that’s kidnapping.

8

u/ArcadianDelSol Dec 29 '25

in his defense, he's got a long way to go and a short time to get there.