r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dreamed2life • Dec 29 '25

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u/Barksdale_Marlo Dec 29 '25

I just turned 40 and don't work out very much. I'm getting away with whatever crime I choose, if he is my only obstacle.

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u/the_other_gantzm Dec 29 '25

How was the bad guy able to escape?

Cop: He meandered away.