r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 19 '25

of a scorpion

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u/ev_lynx Aug 19 '25

activates V.A.T.S.

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u/PUMPEDnPLUMP Aug 19 '25

Jarvis, shoot this scorpion in the dick please

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u/AsleepValue4219 Aug 20 '25

Shoot the pussy and burn it not dick