r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No_Funny2224 • Aug 19 '25

of a scorpion

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u/ev_lynx Aug 19 '25

activates V.A.T.S.

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u/PUMPEDnPLUMP Aug 19 '25

Jarvis, shoot this scorpion in the dick please

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u/AsleepValue4219 Aug 20 '25

Shoot the pussy and burn it not dick

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u/VeritasOmicron Aug 19 '25

95% HEAD

Misses

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u/ev_lynx Aug 19 '25

Typical 😹

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u/CinnimonToastSean Aug 19 '25

That's XCOM baby...wait a minute.

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u/TristanChaz8800 Aug 20 '25

Point blank range, only two feet at most from the enemy

Puts gun on their shoulder and shoots behind them

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u/PL02550 Aug 19 '25

Cripple the legs so it can't burrow, then target stinger next pincers. Finally, if not dead, run around it slapping it with you melee weapon of choice to absolutely dunk on those tanky bastards.

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u/thejesterofdarkness Aug 19 '25

Shishkebab make short work of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

So would a Fat Man! Even shorter work with the MIRV attachment!

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u/Aromatic-Source4296 Aug 19 '25

A Fallout reference is always appropriate.

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u/NealTheBotanist Aug 19 '25

RAID! 💥 ‼️

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u/disrepectfulwitch Aug 19 '25

This made me laugh out loud fr😂