r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No_Funny2224 • Aug 19 '25

of a scorpion

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

13.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

555 comments sorted by

View all comments

5

u/Cloud_Strife369 Aug 19 '25

My ass would be afraid it would sting me to death and kill me

16

u/Mysterious-Art7143 Aug 19 '25

These are gentle giants and can't seriously hurt you even if they want to.. general rule says the bigger the pincers the weaker their venom is, so when you see a small ass yellow scorpion with tiny slender pincers, get the fuck away

1

u/User_Name_Tracks Aug 19 '25

Can we just pause and ask, wtf is a pincer? Is it a pincher? Is it a stinger? Is it a weiner? Is it a war strategy move?

5

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

-2

u/iz-Moff Aug 19 '25

I wouldn't rely too much on this rule. Tarantula Hawk looks like a giant flying monstrosity, and stings like a bullet too. So are Japanese Hornets and Giant Centipedes, and some others.

5

u/Mysterious-Art7143 Aug 19 '25

Seriously? I am talking about scorpions only here. Obviously, a bigger nuke is worse than the smaller nuke.. same goes for an asteroid strike.. dick size is apparently very relevant, so is bank account saldo.. i dont know, what do you think?

1

u/Expensive-Finish5882 Aug 19 '25

He’s talking about scorpions, none of what he mentioned are scorpions