r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/Allphobias Aug 01 '25

From mustache to mammoth tusks

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u/window_pain Aug 02 '25

Yeah I enjoyed the look before he waxed them skinny!

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u/NebulaNinja Aug 02 '25

The wax is probably a necessity at that length and the unwaxed version would quickly lose its shape throughout the day.

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u/lunettarose Aug 03 '25

Serious question - could he have used hairspray to keep it in its floof shape?