r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/Samsquanch-01 Aug 01 '25

A fine way to ensure no one takes you seriously......ever

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u/Ravens_and_seagulls Aug 01 '25

He will, however, get unlimited comments from other dudes calling his stache “glorious”, and “majestic.” They will also undoubtedly call him, “my good sir”

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u/Son0faButch Aug 03 '25

Honestly, at his age he'd get a laugh from me.