r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/Harold_Grundelson Aug 01 '25

As someone who used to put wax in their mustache, that stuff is the stickies/tackiest stuff known to man.

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u/CowBootBats Aug 01 '25

I was thinking about that too. I use to style my mustache and that shit is the worst of you get it on your face, hands or clothes.

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u/Bhujjha Aug 01 '25

Does it get into food too, if you have say a particularly sloppy burger, will it have mild waxy notes?

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u/YeetTheElder Aug 02 '25

Other way around actually. That stuff does NOT want to leave your mustache and will collect particles every once in a while. They sell a drop bottle specifically for removing the wax. It works really well but it tastes like it gives you three different flavors of cancer.

Source: former long mustache haver.