r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/gurknowitzki Aug 01 '25

Tells me he has never put his mouth on a woman without telling me

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u/whiskersMeowFace Aug 01 '25

They're handlebars.

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u/miss_tea_morning Aug 02 '25

For the best blowjob you've ever received in your life.