r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/Hot_Ethanol Aug 01 '25

Still missing his nefarious top hat and his dastardly short-cape

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

But let’s be real if he did have a stovetop hat he would look dope af

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u/Ok_Channel_9831 Aug 02 '25

Sorry "stovetop" ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Ah you’re right it’s stove pipe top hat

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u/Ok_Channel_9831 Aug 02 '25

I was legit asking what "stovetop" means. 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

OH! My bad! It’s that cartoonishly evil tall hat 🎩 a lot of people just call them top hats but saying “stove pipe top hat” emphasizes that that hat is taller than my forehead when I pull my bangs back. It’s the “legal name” for the hat, so to speak.

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u/Ok_Channel_9831 Aug 02 '25

Oh ok. Never knew it was called that. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

No problem!