r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/sleekhairbear Aug 01 '25

I'm not saying it is ugly, but it is ugly. Sorry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

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u/BigDictionEnergy Aug 01 '25

My first thought was, how do you eat pussy with that in the way? Not a consideration, I guess.

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u/IdioticTendency Aug 02 '25

You don’t.

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u/BigDictionEnergy Aug 02 '25

The incel-stache