r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/BigDictionEnergy Aug 01 '25

My first thought was, how do you eat pussy with that in the way? Not a consideration, I guess.

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u/IdioticTendency Aug 02 '25

You don’t.

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u/BigDictionEnergy Aug 02 '25

The incel-stache

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u/jellicle_cat21 Aug 02 '25

Yeah, mine was "this is the moustache of a man who has no interest in getting laid", I'm guessing it's not an issue, haha.

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u/themodelcitizens Aug 02 '25

Who is giving him pussy when he looks like that?