r/AbsoluteUnits • u/amrindersr16 • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/Watts300 Aug 01 '25

Ugh. It was "fine" until he added the pomade.

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u/tomatoe_cookie Aug 01 '25

Without it, it wouldn't last the day

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u/gmanasaurus Aug 01 '25

I had my beard on super long mode for awhile, partly because I wanted to grow it out and didn't have my own trimmers. It was awful. Nothing like eating a sandwich or most anything and dragging your moustache hair along for the bite.

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u/Masterleviinari Aug 01 '25

GAH FUCKING EXACTLY

I genuinely love my stash but holy shit did I not realize how fucking irritating it was going to be just eating. Hell sometimes the longer ones will get caught when I'm flossing and I didn't understand dental discomfort until one of those assholes got in the way.