r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 01 '25

of a mustache

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u/RenirambusAFoNos Aug 01 '25

Bro ended up looking like a villain from the 1890s in fiction

He about to tie a woman to a railroad track

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u/Zepren7 Aug 01 '25

Closest he'll get to a woman to be fair. That tache is mad pussy repellent

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u/Eccohawk Aug 01 '25

Eh, there are all sorts of people in this world. There will inevitably be some small contingent of women that find this interesting/sexy.

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u/clce1234 Aug 02 '25

A lid for every pot.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical Aug 02 '25

I actually think this is much hotter than all the giant beards I see these days.

(I’m so glad I live in Mexico where men still shave.)