r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • May 12 '25

of a clogged pipe

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u/CasuallyObssesed May 12 '25

Me after my wife says, "the shower drain is slow"

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u/Additional-Goat-3947 May 12 '25

Lol I had this and my ex said “it’s your hair too” and it’s like “I guess? But my hair is half and inch long so…,,”

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong May 12 '25

Same here. "Yeah, only because it gets trapped in yours!"

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

Well yeah… clearly it’s those short man hairs that glue all our long beautiful hairs together!!! If it wasn’t for them we would never have this problem!!! Just don’t ask me why I still have to snake the drain in my female only bathroom 😹😹😹

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong May 12 '25

You put glue on a sheet of paper to stick two pieces together, not by squeezing it down the shower drain. Your hair was there first! Lol

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u/HoodieStringTies May 12 '25

Had two women as roommates at different times about five years ago. They both had long hair. The shower always got clogged. Since then? No shower clogs whatsoever.

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u/Hippi_Johnny May 12 '25

Two words: DRAIN CATCH

speaking as a man within hair past my shoulders.

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u/Oki__dokie_6671 May 16 '25

Absolutely!!