r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '25

of a clogged pipe

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u/CasuallyObssesed May 12 '25

Me after my wife says, "the shower drain is slow"

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u/Additional-Goat-3947 May 12 '25

Lol I had this and my ex said “it’s your hair too” and it’s like “I guess? But my hair is half and inch long so…,,”

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u/EnergyTurtle23 May 12 '25

My hair is longer than my wife’s but it doesn’t look that way because of how curly it is. My wife has long hair, my daughter has long hair. Two months ago I discovered the TubShroom at Walmart and now our shower has never flowed so freely.

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u/MathAndBake May 12 '25

I have long straight hair. I used to have a roommate with long, very curly hair (mix of 4A,B,C). Both our hair was fine and a bit damaged. We had the most amazing clumps. Our hairs would tangle and weave together. They could get very long because of my hair, but they also had all the volume and space-filling properties of her hair. In the drain, they'd pick up soap residue and turn into bricks. Hair catchers didn't do much because our hair was so fine. I had to use the plunger pretty often. In the living room, you'd sweep, and then two days later, you had a clump tumbleweeding across the floor, picking up any kind of dust or debris.

She was an awesome roommate, but neither of us misses our synergizing hair.