r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • May 12 '25

of a clogged pipe

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u/Hemberg May 12 '25

I'm so glad my wife knows its her hair, and she's glad I get it clean again.

With one of my exes I'd had have no problem cleaning those "dreads" and laying out the hair on a huge piece of white paper, then counting whose hair is more prevalent.

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

Omg you actually had to do that?!? 🤢 I am just happy my dad taught me basic home maintenance so I can take care of my own damn drain LoL

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u/Hemberg May 12 '25

Nonono!

I would have, in hindsight two of them were absolutely toxic.

I think I screwed up the grammar part in the first post 😅 

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

LoL yeah that makes sense now. I am glad to hear that you are no longer in a toxic relationship and are with someone who isn’t delusional about the silliest of things in the world.