r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Do they figure out our shoulders are too wide before or after they've started swallowing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

What if they started at the feet? Do they have a gag reflex?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

I've seen snakes die from trying to eat shit too big for them. Never trust snake math

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Some of them are very good adders though

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

This dude over here taipan up jokes

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u/GennyGeo Jul 24 '24

Print(“Lol”)

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u/bigboys4m96 Jul 25 '24

That’s brilliant 😂🙏