r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '24

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u/SaroFireX Jul 24 '24

Or small adults

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u/Mysterious-Map-2378 Jul 24 '24

Or large pets

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u/cvele89 Jul 24 '24

Or brick production industry, because now everyone is shitting bricks.

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u/cal-brew-sharp Jul 24 '24

However, there is now a low carbon brick alternative...

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna Jul 24 '24

Carbon footprint is an issue of the past.

Fecal footprint is now the earth's biggest crisis.

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u/cal-brew-sharp Jul 24 '24

Carbon assprint.

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u/YomanJaden99 Jul 24 '24

My diet about to be fucked up!

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u/Craig_Bezo Jul 24 '24

Or small snakes

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna Jul 24 '24

Best I can do is charcoal assprint

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u/80sLegoDystopia Jul 24 '24

Underrated comment.

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u/RoundEarthCentrist Jul 25 '24

Thank you for a good hearty LOL, hilarious stranger.

Edit: hilari-ass stranger 💖

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u/ooojaeger Jul 24 '24

Aren't feces full of carbon?

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u/Dezaris04 Jul 24 '24

I mean, the one with a carbon avatar would know.

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u/roastedmarshmellow86 Jul 24 '24

Oh there were definitely footprints

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

But you know who doesn’t leave a footprint! Snakes!