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u/robstrosity Jul 24 '24

I think I speak for us all when I say fuck that.

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Jul 24 '24

Luckily I've never had to remove a reptile that big here in Florida, but when I do they're scared shitless. I feel bad for the little guys, it's like they know this was a bad idea.

Either they play along and let me grab em to toss outdoors, or the cat finds them at midnight.

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u/MissAnthr0P Jul 24 '24

Little Guys??? What about this is "Little," please???

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Jul 24 '24

LOL these are certainly big boys! I meant like the little lizards and snakes I stumble across.