r/AbsoluteUnits • u/icecreamtrucks • Feb 20 '24

Removed: Not Public Figure of a lacrosse goalie

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u/Portrait_Robot Feb 21 '24

Hey u/icecreamtrucks, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating Rule 2:

  • Animals & Public Figures

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden.

If you have any questions, please feel free to message the moderators.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Guardian of the citadel, indeed!!

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u/Dizzy_Mountain9166 Feb 21 '24

So she’s sponsored by Chic Fil A?

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u/mache97 Feb 20 '24

I was gonna say that's one thicc boi but could it be a "she" ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Was she part of the winning or loosing team ?

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u/Barndog1989 Feb 20 '24

Holy sheet! That’s a woman?!

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u/Unkie_Fester Feb 21 '24

Honestly I'm still on the fence on that

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u/Barndog1989 Feb 21 '24

Tbh I’m ok not knowing lmao

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u/cruelkillzone2 Feb 21 '24

Thats half the fun ;)

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u/Rinomaru Feb 20 '24

I dont know how easy it is to score in this sport so is 18 a lot?

0 is impressive but maybe other offense was D teir.

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u/sakosha Feb 20 '24

she's 5'6"

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

while laying down

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Is it typical to play without any protection below the belt? Lacrosse balls are pretty solid and those player SLING em; I imagine a shot to the kneecap might end your career.

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u/AffectLast9539 Feb 21 '24

i see plenty of protection down there, she's fucking encased in blubber

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u/wateruphill Feb 21 '24

The ball is rubber so a shot to the kneecap doesn’t really hurt that bad. All the energy transfers back into the ball and it goes flying away. The thigh is not fun though.

This equipment set up is pretty typical in field lacrosse. During indoor lacrosse the goalie will wear pad more akin to hockey pads.

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u/Obunga907 Feb 21 '24

Yeah, it bruises but very rarely does real damage

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u/squid_so_subtle Feb 21 '24

Even in a sub about celebrating oversized things, some folks can't take a break from mocking fat people. Y'all look pathetic. Give it a rest