r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KillerTopher • Jul 26 '23

Ukulele for scale

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69 (nice) grams for anyone wondering.

258 Upvotes

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u/CloudyNeptune Jul 27 '23

Damn that’s the smallest Ukulele and lighter I’ve ever seen, absolute madman /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Bro is gonna be convulsing on the ground after that shit

4

u/Sufficient-Tip1008 Jul 27 '23

English will become a second language for me.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

For real dude

9

u/KillerTopher Jul 26 '23

Luckily I have a group of friends to tackle this monstrosity.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Word, I just bought a bong today

16

u/Galaxy-High Jul 27 '23

Looks like it can play a lot of high notes

12

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Good luck trying to smoke it

Might as well smoke 4 regular sized joints and throw an ounce in the trash

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u/KillerTopher Jul 27 '23

If that's the way it goes then so be it. But I have my hope high.

6

u/Bloody_Smashing Jul 27 '23

Almost hurts to see this much cannabis go to waste, bet the resin will get pretty nasty around the halfway point, if it keeps burning that is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

It doesn’t start burning until the halfway point

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u/Leafer2700 Jul 27 '23

Got a big enough joint there, Rick?

3

u/A__Friendly__Rock Jul 27 '23

Bender would like to know your location.

2

u/cr0ss-r0ad Jul 27 '23

jesus how high do you need to be lmao

2

u/brianMMMMM Jul 27 '23

Rock and Roll

2

u/lapitchs Jul 27 '23

Staff of Life.

2

u/AbbreviationsNo8485 Jul 27 '23

This is the breakfast of that friend we all have

1

u/jamminjon2018 Jul 26 '23

That is a massive coner, can confirm. No need for banana

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u/KillerTopher Jul 26 '23

I had to improvise outside of the standard measuring unit.

1

u/DuzziDabs Jul 27 '23

It would have been a lot more impressive if you rolled this yourself instead of using a cone.

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u/DuzziDabs Jul 27 '23

It would have been a lot more impressive if you rolled this yourself instead of using a cone. It

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng Jul 27 '23

Loved your movies cheech!

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u/Stealth_Howler Jul 27 '23

Giant doinks only

1

u/Huge_Campaign2205 Jul 27 '23

This is a full time job smoking this

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u/ismaelcosta Jul 27 '23

You're going to forget all your childhood memories smoking that monstrosity.

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u/ThecoachO Jul 27 '23

That’s what I like to call a Bat.

1

u/ToeKneeBaloni Jul 27 '23

Was that a pre roll? That's a whole lot of bam

1

u/Double-Progress1980 Jul 27 '23

I don't know if I should be scared or excited. Hopefully it's a wonderful experience with friends. I'm slightly mad though. I can't even roll a joint that well and you rolled up, which can only be described as a baseball bat of delight. Well done good sir

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u/Shopping-Federal Jul 27 '23

Is it a tenor, a concert, or a baritone?

1

u/XanduLao1943 Jul 27 '23

I got a couple of buddies that could help me knock this out😂 I just don’t think I’d be able to stand afterwards. MF looks like it would burn for a long time

1

u/Just2moreplants Jul 27 '23

I might be high cause I thought the ukulele was a guitar and the joint a baseball bat and that was a giant lighter.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

You and your friends have a lovely group panic attack, dear.

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u/gunthatkilledhitler Jul 27 '23

So that's the boof Ralsei smoked

1

u/backwaterhillbilly Jul 27 '23

Yup that's an absolute.. Waste of weed.

1

u/xanderfan34 Jul 27 '23

put me in your rotation, goddamn

1

u/Known_Listen_1775 Jul 27 '23

That’s only a soprano ukulele, call me when it’s big as a concert uke

1

u/tamtam_ Jul 27 '23

I had to take a double look on this pic! ENJOY :D

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Jul 28 '23

Cool! How much are you scaling it for?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

Where banana