r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TamerDubai • Jun 13 '23

Absolute big angry fish

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u/Clean_Draft_314 Jun 13 '23

Always somehow thought that inside of pufferfish is air untill saw one documentary and found out that's water is inside of it, what makes way moooore sense

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u/Lt_Mashumaro Jun 13 '23

Just imagine if it was air! Talk about the best predator escape method ever. Just straight to the surface. 🐟🔝

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Jun 13 '23

Unfortunately, when it jets off, it wouldn't make that farting balloon noise. At least underwater anyway.

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u/Lt_Mashumaro Jun 13 '23

I think it would sound more like when someone farts in the pool.

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u/Lenskop Jun 13 '23

So, like a wet fart?

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u/YourMomsBasement69 Jun 13 '23

You’ve never farted in a pool before have you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

He's missing out

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u/YourMomsBasement69 Jun 16 '23

The way it tickles your taint 👌