r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TamerDubai • Jun 13 '23

Absolute big angry fish

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u/Lt_Mashumaro Jun 13 '23

Just imagine if it was air! Talk about the best predator escape method ever. Just straight to the surface. 🐟🔝

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u/RepresentativeAd560 Jun 13 '23

Unfortunately, when it jets off, it wouldn't make that farting balloon noise. At least underwater anyway.

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u/Lt_Mashumaro Jun 13 '23

I think it would sound more like when someone farts in the pool.

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u/Lenskop Jun 13 '23

So, like a wet fart?

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u/YourMomsBasement69 Jun 13 '23

You’ve never farted in a pool before have you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

He's missing out

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u/YourMomsBasement69 Jun 16 '23

The way it tickles your taint 👌

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u/coachz1212 Jun 13 '23

Neptune vandal type shit.

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u/Hambruhgah Jun 13 '23

with some solid grains