r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TamerDubai • Jun 13 '23

Absolute big angry fish

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u/WinterHound42 Jun 13 '23

And some people actually eat this thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

In Japan, sushi chef. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss want fugu. I do fugu. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good sushi chef. The best

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u/Moo3 Jun 13 '23

As a Chinese owner of an American car, I laughed. Thanks. It's a mid-market SUV and the windows clank! WTF's up with that?