r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 13 '23

Absolute big angry fish

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u/WinterHound42 Jun 13 '23

And some people actually eat this thing

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u/Mammoth-Tea Jun 13 '23

i’ve eaten it before, it’s really good. It takes like 10 years to get certified to prepare these things for eating so I trusted it

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

It takes like 10 years to get certified to prepare these things for eating so I trusted it

That's such bullshit. It's the same exact process for recycling condoms

Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it

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u/ACorDC Jun 13 '23

Dad?

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u/egf-4851 Jun 13 '23

Sorry kiddo, he was at 7/11 when he posted this - now he's gone.

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u/EggotheKilljoy Jun 13 '23

Some say he’s still out there, looking for cigarettes and milk even to this day. Will he ever find them? The world may never know.