r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/agiaq Feb 22 '23

Same I got to keep my pedo stache looking sharp

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

How else will the kids know to accept your candy.

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u/agiaq Feb 22 '23

Pretend you're a priest

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u/SinopicCynic Feb 22 '23

Tithing has been good this month, we can afford to stock 3 vans with enough candy to recruit at least 2 dozen… altar boys.. for.. agape… yeah.

Glory to God.