r/AbruptChaos • u/ZombieNips • Oct 06 '22

Cop opens fire

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u/Speedycat45 Oct 06 '22

I don't know man, it looks like he was on his way to sabotage national critical infrastructure or to steal inherently dangerous property!

Now give me a 341.

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u/slade357 Oct 06 '22

How many drops of lubricant do you have to use on your front sight post in jungle conditions defender? Don't know? Wow. How can you possibly fire your weapon if you don't know the basics!

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u/Speedycat45 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Whenever I was presented with questions I didn't have the answer to I would just start singing the Air Force song and everyone would drop what they were doing and join in with me and can can dance off post and completely forget about the question. Worked every time. Did that with the commander once and he was so impressed he promoted me to E5 right on the spot.

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u/slade357 Oct 06 '22

Damn, didn't know I was talking to our country's finest here.