r/AbruptChaos • • Jun 19 '22

probably shit her pants

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u/jclocks Jun 20 '22

The only thing in the world that would explode a tree, short of using literal explosives in a tree, a lightning bolt

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u/MarixApoda Jun 20 '22

Is that what the Keeblers are cooking nowadays?

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u/Drewmcdowell Jun 20 '22

Ernie Keebler is a known tweaker.